Recently, I managed to get hold of a recent History test paper. To my amazement, it is truly hilarious. Please be reminded, I did not alter any of the answers myself. What you are about to read, actually took place here in the local school. It goes to show what the schools are teaching our young minds or what the young minds are thinking about during History lessons. The following are excerpts from test papers that I found.

CAUTION: May cause you to roll around the floor laughing.

Q: Namakan pengasas agama Buddha?
A: Kawan Nabi Muhammad s.a.w

Q: Nyatakan 2 teras dalam Agama Islam?
A: Perempuan mesti memakai tudung dan Lelaki mesti sunat.

Q:Namaka 3 fungsi utama tuhan dalam agama Hindu?
A: 1) Memberi tuah
2) Melindungi orang-orang hindu
3) Melindungi ayam and itik

Q: Senaraikan 2 warisan candi yang terkenal di Asia Tenggara?
A: 1) People who eat pork
2) People who don't eat pork

Q: Senaraikan 2 karya epik kesusasteraan India yang menyumbang kepada unsul mitos kesusasteraan klasik Asia Tenggara?
A: 1) What wait? What wait?
2) Nokia - COnnecting people

Q:Nyatakan 4 sifat terpuji Nabi Muhammad s.a.w
A: 1) Makan pork baik untuk badan
2) Merokok sangat merbahaya
3) Jangan Menghisap dadah
4) Inertia is the tendency to resist change of motion

Q: Nyatakan tempat Nabi Muhammad s.a.w menerima wahyu pertamanya?
A: Padang Sek. Men. Kebangsaan Sultan Abdul Jalil

Q: Apakah pekerjaan yang pernah dilakukan oleh Nabi Muhammad s.a.w sebelum baginda menjadi rasul?
A: Menjual kereta


Disclaimer: I do not mean to offend or disrespect any other religion with this posting. These are just answers to a school history test and do not reflect my own views and beliefs. IT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE!!!!!!!

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